Dear Facebook,
We need to talk. You’ve been a bit of a jerk lately.
Look, I know you’ve been under a lot of pressure this year. Your IPO back in
May was, erm, less than impressive and you’ve been scrambling ever since to
find a way to really monetize your business. But screwing over the very users that
make your company successful is hardly a good solution.
Quite frankly, privacy has never been your strong suit. You
still don’t let users actually delete their accounts, only “deactivate” them,
leaving their information sitting in cyberspace until the end of time. But you
know what, we got over that. After all, Facebook is about sharing. But now,
you're changing your privacy so you can actually sell our personal information to
your third-party affiliates. Sure, it’s a great way to make a few bucks, but
it’s pretty unfair to the rest of us. This relationship is starting to feel a
little abusive.
But that’s not even the end of it.
For a little while now, you’ve been operating by a system
that allowed users to dictate company policy according to the “number of
substantive comments” on a policy change. You thought, “Hey, if 7,000 people
care, we should listen to what they have to say and let them vote on the
issue.” Really, it was cute how much you cared about what we thought. Naïve,
but cute. It must have been shocking when you realized that ::gasp:: people
were posting just to raise the comments number towards the 7,000 mark. Fortunately,
this realization has opened your eyes to what the rest of us already knew;
commenters are jerks. Unfortunately, this has also made you a jerk.
So now you’re upset. Mean commenters have ruined your digital
democracy. You’re thinking, “To hell with them, we’ll make our own decisions
from now on.” Of course, your shift towards autocracy won’t sit easy with a lot
of users and certainly not well with the technorati’s journalists and bloggers.
So you’ve tried to quell fears of a social media dictatorship with promises
that a new, better system will be implemented that encourages quality over
quantity. Conveniently, you’ve failed to describe this system at all and nobody
can quite figure out how it might work.
Facebook, we’ve had some really good times together. But as
our relationship developed, I got the feeling you just don’t care about me. I
really like you. I want you to be successful. I want you to make lots of money.
But I also want a little bit of privacy and just a little say in what goes on
around our personal data.
So before you go off the deep end turning us into dollar
signs, remember that users like me are the only reason you exist at all.
Sincerely,
SumRando
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